"AS WE ENTER A SECOND DARK AGE, UNCLE CHOP CHOP IS A TIMELY NEW VOICE ON THE INTERNATIONAL CULTURAL SCENE. FOOD, DRINK, ART, MUSICK, SPORTS AND FASHIONS OF YE DAY SHALL BE EXAMINED BY OUR VARIOUS VAGABONDS OF VERITABLE VERBOSITY, VALOUR AND VERSIMILLITUDE."
JOHN BEAGLEMAN AND GRAHAM SHEEPSPEAKS, YE EDITORS.

Contributions include many of the following and more besides -

John Russell, Butcher of South London, displays his Coats of Arms.

Humorous drawings and texts by Master Mick Peter of East Glasgow

Pernicious ploughman Dan Willson from ye citadel of Edinburgh.

International kebab comparisons from Jim P Ward (Haghill).

Clara Ursitti presents a Magickal texte.

Dave Beech, spins a tale of Profit.

Rupert Clamp strikes a pose.

Drawings by Dan Perjovschi (Bucharest).

Peter Harris, Sophisticate of the London Boroughs, tells the tale of "Yibba!"

Satirical etchings by Fiona Robertson (Glasgow)

Darts – text by Billy McCall, A Good Burgher of Edinburgh

Mistress Katharine Rice and Mistress Susannah Thompson will ruminate upon contemporary love and morality.

Kevin Reid, a young Minstrel of Fife, presents us with both image and texte of dubious repute.

Paul Stone casts his keen eye upon the terrain of Carry On moving pictures.

Len Horsey will delight any mixed company with his amazing wooden underpants. Handcarved and fit to last an age.

Fashion – ‘Beardwatch Scotland’ by Cortina N Bradstaff, examines a disturbing new trend amongst the nation’s cultural elite.

"HEAR YE, HEAR YE, UNCLE CHOP CHOP IS A LEATHERBOUND JOURNAL OF YE ARTS AND SCIENCES."
AS WISE NUNCLE HAS IT, " LET US STEP BOLDLY FORTH TWIXT REASON AND MAGICK FOR SURELY TIS AN AGE OF DARKNESS."
John Beagles and Graham Ramsay
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